ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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