I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
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