You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Someone shattered a urinal.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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