Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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