And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Do vagina's smell?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Randomize
