My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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