so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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