eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
