i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm lost and stupid without you.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
