i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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