R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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