Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I love you.
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