who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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