Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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