gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My liver just broke up with me...
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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