How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
