very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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