Nicole vs. Life
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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