I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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