someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
