Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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