Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
