Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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