My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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