I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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