Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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