But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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