I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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