That's intense
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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