remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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