Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Is it because I queefed?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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