do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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