VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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