No awkward lesbian experiences without me
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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