is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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