what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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