just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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