There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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