It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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