If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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