she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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