Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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