dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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