when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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