I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Im part way to drunk.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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