just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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