He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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