You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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go home
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
