This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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