i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I could make wine with my vomit
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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