just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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