Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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